Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Isn't it Ironic?...and a Bunch of Other Funny Things

Have you seen Alanis Morisette's updated version of "Ironic"? I found it super funny! Here it goes!

Lyrics:
An old friend sends you a Facebook request
You only find out they’re racist after you accept

 There’s free office cake on the first day of your diet
It’s like they announce a new iPhone the day after you buy it
And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
It’s like swiping left on your future soulmate
It’s a Snapchat that you wish you had saved
It’s a funny tweet that nobody faves
And who would’ve thought it figures

It’s a traffic jam when you try to use Waze
A no-smoking sign when you brought your vape
It’s 10,000 male late-night hosts when all you want is just one woman, seriously!
It’s singing the duet of your dreams, and then Alanis Morissette shouting at you
And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think

It’s like you’re first class on a Southwest plane
Then you realize that every seat is the same
It’s like Amazon but your package never came
And who would’ve thought it figures

It’s like Netflix but you own DVDs
It’s a free ride but your Uber’s down the street
It’s singing “Ironic,” but there are no ironies
And who would’ve thought it figures

With age comes wisdom...
When you realize, you win half the battle. ☺
Deng! Sometimes you just can't have it both ways!
There are days when I want to be a crabbit.
I'll take him at his word. No second opinion needed. ☺
  And last but certainly not least....
This may change my stance on "no pets". ☺
Hope you had a nice laugh or at the very least cracked a smile! Wishing you many funny moments on this journey of life.

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